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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

Operation Quit Smoking, Part Five

Oops.

I was out yesterday, after a full month without a cigarette, with my best friend, and I may…have accidentally smoked.

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Who Should Be The Next Doctor?

Yes, two Doctor Who posts in a week and the show hasn’t been on in a fortnight, but forgive me – the new sodding Doctor is going to be announced tomorrow! So, in a list that’ll be rendered pointless and probably make me look like a fool in less than twenty-four hours, let’s talk about who we want as the next Doctor!

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Every Steven Moffat Episode of Doctor Who

(scene opens on Vastra, Jenny, and Strax)

Vastra: We need to find the Doctor! Something terrible has happened in Victorian London once again!

Jenny: But where could he be?!

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Operation Quit Smoking, Part Four

When have I quit smoking?

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We’ve been rewatching all of Doctor Who recently, and it makes me so happy that my vape could pass for a sonic screwdriver.

 

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Doggett, Coates, and the “Perfect” Rape Victim

So, I recently finished up the latest season of Orange is the New Black (yeah, yeah, I know, slow on the uptake). I thought it was pretty good overall, but one subplot in particular seems to have caught the eye of a lot of reviewers and viewers alike is the one revolving around Tiffany Doggett and Charlie Coates.

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Operation Quit Smoking, Part Three

It’s been just over two weeks since I last had a cigarette, and I’m finding myself turning to other things to keep myself occupied.

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This has been my week; coffee and (not) cigarettes.

 

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Fifty Shades Freed: Chapter Sixteen

In a few days time, I will be heading ACROSS the COUNTRY to visit my darling best friend ELLIE for her birthday. In penance for the carnage that shall ensue, I figured it was best to get another recap up before I’m out of commission for the rest of the week in horror and disgust of the things I said and did on that fateful day. To the recap!

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Doctor Who: Trying Adventure Rounds Down Intermittent Season

Well, another season done with.

Before we get into the discussion of the season as a whole, I suppose we should talk about this week’s episode, The Doctor Falls. The Doctor ends up chased out of a city overrun with cybermen with Nardole, CyBillman, and the two Masters in tow, and winds up fighting to keep a small farming village safe from the oncoming cyber-army. It was, in many ways, an episode of goodbyes – a goodbye not just to characters, but to Moffat’s tenure over the show as a whole (yes, his kiss-off will be the Christmas special in December, but this is the last season of the show he’ll run).

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Movie Review: Baby Driver

I’ve never been precious about Edgar Wright. I know a lot of people are, and with reason – for many, he was their introduction to the meta-deconstruction, putting together movies (Sean of the Dead, Hot Fuzz) and TV shows (Spaced) that lovingly and mercilessly picked apart pop culture at the seams. I didn’t grow up on him – my meta-analysis came from anime parodies and Charlie Brooker – and came to Edgar Wright and his movies late enough that I’ve never built up a particular soft spot for his work. I like it very much, but he’s not one of my movie makers. But for a lot of people, he is, and given how much I hated his new movie Baby Driver, I can’t even imagine how conned they felt.

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Operation Quit Smoking, Part Two

It’s been nine days since I had a cigarette, and I’d forgotten how weird it is to give up smoking.

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This vape pen cost less than a twenty deck, and I can’t tell you how much that fucks me up.

 

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