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The Sixth Year: American Sigh Story

RAPE JOKES: Release Date + Pre-orders!

Ah! It’s Friday and I have some exciting news to share. I feel like I’ve been trying to keep from just blurting this out on the internet all week long, so I’m just going to get right to it.

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Avatar Aang and the Vitality of Joy

Okay, so I know that I’m significantly late to this. And I know that I’ve been talking an improbable amount about projects that Dave Filoni has worked on in the last few days. But I’m ready, it’s here, it’s time: it’s the Avatar: The Last Airbender article-post-meridian.

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The Mandalorian S2E5: The Jedi

It was my birthday yesterday (oh, if you want to get me something, by the way, let me be really cheeky and leave my wishlist here), and Dave Filoni came through with a gift.

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Twenty-Five Life Lessons in Twenty-Five Years

Every year, come my birthday, I find myself wanting to do those “X life lessons in X years” sort of posts. And I always talk myself out of it, because I am still, fundamentally, a real dumbass with real dumbass energy underqualified to give anyone advice on anything other than what horror movie to watch, maybe.

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The Mandalorian S2E4: The Siege

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Case File: The Murder of Faith Hedgepeth

Things have been a little quiet over at the Guignol the last couple of weeks because I’ve been working on something for another site! Please check out my first true crime case file, covering the murder of Faith Hedgepeth, and let me know if you’d like to see more stuff like it.

The Mandalorian S2E3: The Heiress

Look, if there’s one thing that The Mandalorian can do to get me back on side after a slight wobble last week, it’s by peeling open by skull and shoving it’s fingers into the big, squidgy, The Clone Wars part of my brain and wiggling them around until something lights up.

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The Mandalorian S2E2: The Passenger

Let me share with you a new theory that I have just come up with.

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Jericho S1S13/14: Black Jack/Heart of Winter

Things are getting cold in Jericho.

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The Mandalorian S2E1: The Marshal

Well, I’m home.

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Lockdown Blues

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