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The Sixth Year: American Sigh Story

RAPE JOKES: Release Date + Pre-orders!

Ah! It’s Friday and I have some exciting news to share. I feel like I’ve been trying to keep from just blurting this out on the internet all week long, so I’m just going to get right to it.

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The Stand S1E4: House of the Dead

I just don’t understand how they managed to fuck it up this badly.

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The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Babylon

I’m not sure how successful I’ve been at conveying just how much I love The X-Files.

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The Stand S1E3: Blank Page

I’m sorry, what the fuck is this?

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The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster

The central question of any revival series of a popular TV show is “what is the fucking point?”

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The Stand S1E2: Pocket Savior

As soon as this latest episode, Pocket Savior, of The Stand ended, I sat back on my couch, nearly elbowed my cup of tea on to the floor, and nodded. Wow! I thought to myself. That was so much better than last week! And there’s no doubt that it is – but does that mean that it’s actually good?

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Three Years of Sobriety: Pandemics, Relapse, Self-Love, Misc.

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The Stand S1E1: The End

If you know me, have met me, or have had the misfortune of so much as sharing a train carriage with me in the last ten years, then you know that I love Stephen King’s The Stand.

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Doctor Who Review: Revolution of the Daleks

Look, I’ll cut to the chase here: there’s nothing about these Doctor Who reviews that can claim to be remotely objective.

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Jericho S1E17/18: One Man’s Terrorist/A.K.A.

Hi there, fellow residents of Jericho! If you, like me, are celebrating the holidays just now, I hope you have a safe and genuinely lovely time no matter what. And, if you’re not, I hope you’re safe and know that you’re genuinely lovely because you’re right here reading this review. How about that, huh?

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