No But Listen: The Last Jedi
Just yelling at this point
The Cutprice Guignol
The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
January 9, 2018
January 5, 2018
Marvel Cinematic Universe Retrospective Part One: Iron Man
Get on board for Wasted Villain Corner (copyright pending)
January 5, 2018
Black Mirror Season Four: From Worst to Best
Well, a new season of Black Mirror out, and a new excuse for us to spend the next two weeks shooting fearful glances at our phones and wondering if they somehow contain the lost souls of that weird hamster you owned as a child. I just finished up the season, and I have some heavy opinions, and I’ll bet you do to (so share them with me in the comments below). Spoilers ahoy!
January 4, 2018
Vikings Recaps S5E7: Full Moon
Ugh. I’m going to be honest with you: I don’t want to write this recap. After last week’s rapetacular mess, I was feeling pretty cool towards Vikings in general – and this week’s outing, Full Moon, didn’t exactly do much to welcome me back into the fold.
December 31, 2017
The Best TV Shows of 2017
So, it’s that time of the year once more. I may not have been the most positive I’ve ever been about TV this year – between the outright awfulness of Doctor Who, to the sproadic weirdness of Vikings, to the who-the-fuck-knows-seriously of American Horror Story, I seem to have spent a lot of time exasperated with the small screen. But I still love my TV, we’re closing out on 2017 and for once, I feel like being a little positive. So let’s take a look at my ten best shows of the year!
December 29, 2017
The Best of 2017: Part Two
Yes, Geostorm is on this list.
December 28, 2017
Vikings Recaps S5E6: The Message
After a great episode like last week’s, there’s always going to be a drop-off of sorts. And Vikings couldn’t avoid it, with a patchy, often bizarre episode, that felt as much like a fumble as it did a home run.
December 27, 2017
Doctor Who: Twice Upon a Time Review
Ugh. This review is a little late, because I’ve been spending a wonderful festive season with my family in Spain and frankly can’t think of much less I’d rather do than spend an hour repeating for the ten thousandth time exactly why Steven Moffat is a terrible showrunner and why Peter Capaldi’s run on Doctor Who has been perhaps the most consistently unlikeable in recent memory, but here we are. One last time. Let’s do this thing. Moffat starting out 2017 with some fuckery, and he’ll end it that way, too.
December 23, 2017
The Worst Movies of 2017: Part Two
My worst movies of the year!
