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ALPHA FEMALE Mini Erotica Scene

Alright, it’s Saturday, and you know what I haven’t done in a while? Shared some of my erotica writing. And what better gift to treat you, my wonderful readers to, on a weekend but a little voyeuristic oral sex? In case you missed it, I released a femdom-themed erotica series last year, called ALPHA FEMALE, that you can get your hands onĀ right here in its entirety. If you want to get access to a wider range of erotica content, please consider subscribing to my OnlyFans! Take a look at one of the smoking-hot sex scenes below. NSFW/18+ under the jump:

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ALPHA FEMALE Final Release!

Well, here it is: the final part of Alpha Female (on Hump Day no less, because I’m honestly one of the funniest people on the planet?). I’m really excited to share the end of the story with you, and a big shout out to the few hundred people who’ve been keeping up with the series this far. All your reviews, downloads, and messages of support were so welcomed, and you’ve made this project totally worthwhile for me, so thank you for that!

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It’s the weekend, and you know what that means: it times to recline, relax, boot up that group chat, and get stuck in to all the gossip you missed this week. And what juicier gossip than a little drama courtesy of a very emotional ALPHA FEMALE?

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Welcome to the weekend, one and all! Thanks for stopping by.

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Happy Monday, one and all! Spook season is upon us, and that means it’s time to indulge in some fun – and hey, sexy is the new scary, right? With that thin justification out of the way, let’s get to point of this post – the fifth part of ALPHA FEMALE, The Distance, is out right now! Check out the cover and blurb below:

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It’s Sunday! Relax, kick back, and enjoy yourself, preferably with some femdom erotica. It’s the end of a long week, you deserve it. And, hey, the last part of ALPHA FEMALE is now available for free right here till Friday, so why not indulge?

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ALPHA FEMALE Part Three Release!

Happy Monday! Well, a super-happy one for me (and hopefully you too!) because the third part of ALPHA FEMALE is here at last! If you missed the last part, don’t stress – the second part is now available for free this week only right here, so you can catch up on the story so far! Without further ado, let’s get to the next, oral-centric installment. The Mouth:

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ALPHA FEMALE Part Two Release!

Whee! Happy Sunday, one and all, and thanks to the bunches of you who downloaded the first part of ALPHA FEMALE last week! I really hope you enjoyed it, and, if you did, please feel free to hop on over and leave a review!

The second part of the series is here, and it’s a whole lot kinkier, as Syd finds herself caught up in a kink party and realises her desires may run deeper than she ever imagined:


Syd has started to come to terms with the fact that her feelings towards female domination are a lot more complicated than she first thought, but she has no idea where to take them next. When her kinky friend Ava invites her to a play party in the city, she knows it’s the chance she needs to explore her new desires in a deeper way. And she soon finds herself drawn into playing voyeur to an intense femdom scene that sends her spiralling into a world she never knew she wanted to be a part of. But, unbeknownst to her, there’s someone she knows at this party – and they might just be exactly what she’s looking for…


You can get the next part of the series right here, and, if you want to catch up on the first part, you can download it for free here! I really hope you’re enjoying reading the series as much as I’m enjoying writing it, and, as ever, thanks for your support!

ALPHA FEMALE Release Announcement!

We’ve all been there: it’s Monday, you’re staring down the week ahead with dread in your heart, you just wish something would come along to stretch that weekend out a little longer. Well, I’ve got you covered, bitch!

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