Yeah, yeah, so I rag on The Walking Dead a lot. Get over it, fangirl/boy. This is it: my Magnum Opus, the article I’ve had brewing in me (and no doubt written over the course of many drunken rants round at my friend Ellie’s house, sorry Ellie) since halfway through season four of this godforsaken show: why, and how, The Walking Dead became one of the biggest and most disappointing shows on television.
Yes, this question, the very same one I address Twitter after every episode of everyone’s favourite zombie-exterminating TV show, carries a particular relevance after the last episode of season six. And, for no particular reason other than the fact I was reason a hilarious article about what NBC originally wanted The Walking Dead to be, I think it’s time to talk about the cliffhanger that I liked and everyone else wanted to feed to the Governor’s zombie daughter- who Negan killed at the end of season six.
I’ve had several glasses of wine tonight.
1. Doctor Who
Philosophising,
Blue box, Fez, Fucking Daleks,
Tits and Teeth in Space.
2. Celebrity Masterchef
Gregg and John T Flirt
Over Pudding and Beef by
Those no longer known.
3. Breaking Bad
Well, is it really
As superb as they always
Say that it is? Yes.
4. America’s Next Top Model
Angular dormice
Vie for decreasing prizes,
Tyra must be God.
5. The Walking Dead
CAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
LLLLLLLLLL
The Cutprice Guignol 