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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

My Best (And Worst) Bisexual TV Characters

Hello, my fellow bisexuals, assorted LGBTQ people, and miscellaneous straights! It’s Pride Month, and I wanted to write something fun this time around (with a little snark because, you know, that’s my thing). So I’m talkin’ about my favourite bisexual characters on TV, and some (those written by Ryan Murphy and Steven Moffat, mostly) that missed the mark. To the list!

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Movie Review: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

A big fat vegan dinosaur film, especially for me

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Jurassic Park Retrospective: Jurassic World

The new Jurassic World movie is out tomorrow! Catch up on my look back at all the Jurassic Park movies so far, starting right here:

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Un-Beautiful

I’m not beautiful.

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No But Listen: Zama

Zama was amazing but I totally get why people hate it

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Best Episodes Ever: The Bottle Episode

Thanks to everyone who tuned in last week for my look at Bojack Horseman and the flashback! This week, I’m diving into Frasier’s first season, and a good old bottle episode.

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Movie Review: Solo: A Star Wars Story

WHY WON’T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU STAR WARS

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Best Episodes Ever: The Flashback

So, we’re back – a little late this week, since Solo made my brain come leaking out of my ears and unable to write anything beyond “argh bleeeuuuuh” for the last few days. But we’re back! In fact, we’re flash-back, as this week we take a look at episodes that delve back into the past. And yes, I cringed as hard at that transition as you did. On with the article!

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TV Characters I Would Fight: Part Eight

I have my next one of the Best Episodes Ever series coming this week, I promise, and it’s going to be about Bojack Horseman so you can just go ahead and get excited about that right now. But I’m death-busy at the moment, which means that my stress levels have just been carving in a straight upward line and so it’s time to take that out on some TV. Yes, it’s time for another instalment of TV Characters I Would Fight! Without further, get drunk enough that you won’t feel the punches and let’s begin:

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