The Marketing Department: Pet Semetary Trailer
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The Cutprice Guignol
The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
October 12, 2018
American Horror Story S8E5: Boy Wonder
Look. I’m trying with this season, I really am. I’m trying not to let my disdain for Coven get in the way of what could be a fun, goofy season, I’m trying not to let this convoluted mega-plot undercut the episode-by-episode entertainment. But this week’s episode, Boy Wonder, a sequel to last week’s outing, was a genuine slog, and I’m starting to wonder if this greatest-hits season has anything to offer but sheer indulgence.
October 11, 2018
Riverdale S3E1: Labor Day
Well, hello, and welcome back: not only is this week the return of Doctor Who, but the beginning of the third season of TV’s resident chaos demon, Riverdale. If you’re just joining us now, check out my recaps for the whole of season two, right here. If you’re back for more, let’s get this Skeet Ulrich crush machine show on the road!
October 10, 2018
No But Listen: Rob Zombie’s Halloween
Let me rant about a movie I love to you
October 9, 2018
The Mess of Jake Paul
So, in case you missed it, let me catch you up on the current drama consuming Youtube and the surrounding social media platforms right now: Shane Dawson, a thirty-year-old Youtube monarch with eighteen million followers, has recently turned his hand to making series surrounding controversial Youtubers (including Jefferee Starr and Tara Mongeau). These videos, investigating the motivations, histories, and businesses of these creators, have proved incredibly popular and often offer redemption for creators consumed by the controversy surrounding them, put forth as documentaries (even though they lack any real journalistic bite).
October 7, 2018
Doctor Who: Tender Adventure Restores Dependence in Series
Well, here we are: back for another season of Doctor Who. But this isn’t like the last time, or the time before that, or the one before that, when stepping into a season premier was the beginning of slowly feeding myself into a ten-week long meat shredder cranked by Steven Moffat himself. No, things are different now. And I’m excited.
October 4, 2018
American Horror Story S8E4: Could It Be…Satan?
Well, last week, I wondered how on earth this show was going to move forward after it flipped the board so utterly in the last episode. And this week, I have my answer: they’re not. They’re going to go back, instead. And I think – I think – it’s the better choice.
October 3, 2018
Franchise Fanatic: Saw
This article has been ten years in the making
September 30, 2018
ALPHA FEMALE Part Four!
It’s Sunday! Relax, kick back, and enjoy yourself, preferably with some femdom erotica. It’s the end of a long week, you deserve it. And, hey, the last part of ALPHA FEMALE is now available for free right here till Friday, so why not indulge?
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