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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
September 26, 2019
American Horror Story S9E2: Mr Jingles
I’m starting to feel like American Horror Story has shown its hand one too many times.
You know? I’m sitting here, watching the second episode of 1984, taking in these little details that the show is sprinkling in to tell us that All Is Not As It Seems. And I know already. I know that! Apocalypse pulled this “twist” nonsense out to ruin my fun, Roanoke did the same, and I’m sure Cult would have tried if there was a single throughline in that show that had lasted more than fifteen minutes. And I can’t help but want them to just hurry up and get there already.
September 24, 2019
Peaky Blunders: How Peaky Blinders Went Rotten
You girl is on her period and utterly busy-ed out at the moment, so this post comes courtesy of my excellent co-writer over at No But Listen, who has stepped in to vent about a show he hates for your reading pleasure. And also mainly so I don’t have to hear him ranting about it any longer.
September 23, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
I just. Want a good Asohka Tano movie. Because this is NOT it.
September 21, 2019
Self-Care, But Unironically
It’s Saturday today. It’s the day off I force myself to take; I slept in, did an hour of yoga, sipped on my fancy tea. I call it self-care, even though it’s somehow more stressful to think about taking care of myself than it is to think about work.
September 20, 2019
Movie Review: Hustlers
Hustlers is one of the movies of the year – and it’s all thanks to women.
September 17, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
I really didn’t think it could possibly be as bad as I remembered
September 14, 2019
TV Characters I Would Fight: Part Eleven
It’s all been a little positive around here recently, don’t you think? Time to get some bitching up in this joint. Yes, it’s that time – time for another round of TV characters I would fight! Check out the rest of the series here, and share your own punch-throwing leading men/women in the comments below. To the list!
September 12, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
I love this movie and nothing will change my mind
