The Silent Hill Movie We Deserved
I love Silent Hill more than most movies, so here’s the one that I think comes close to capturing its brilliant, brutal beauty.
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
July 29, 2019
July 28, 2019
Do It Anyway
Do it anyway.
July 27, 2019
Twenty Years of The Matrix: Why I Hate It
Twenty years hating on this classic!
July 24, 2019
Ranking Every Season of American Horror Story
Ah, American Horror Story. Garbage? Yes. Brilliant? Yes. The next season is due out in just a few weeks, so it seems like the time to delve into the show’s, uh, mixed back catalogue – from best to worst, I’m ranking everything this show has injected straight into my veins. You can take a look at my predictions for American Horror Story: 1984 right here, and in the meantime, let’s get some opinions up in this joint!
July 20, 2019
Why the Gossip Girl Reboot Might Actually Work
You know, when I first saw the news of the Gossip Girl reboot a few days ago, I didn’t think much of it. Yeah, sure, whatever. Just because I spent my teenage years consuming the books and TV series and the spin-offs with an avaricious hunger that is only triggered when I’m a hormonal teenager crushing hard on Blake Lively doesn’t mean I actually still care about it. I mean, the series is trash – pulp of the highest order. I’m grown now. I watch films and describe the camera work as “dynamic”. I don’t have room in my Meaty galaxy brain for stuff like Gossip Girl anymore.
July 19, 2019
Midsommar, Bipolar, and Me
so so proud to share this article from my amazing boyfriend about bipolar, suicide, and mental health in the media.
July 17, 2019
Stranger Things Season Three is Total Nonsense
Alright, I’m going to be real with you here: I didn’t give a shit about the new season of Stranger Things.
July 17, 2019
Movie Review: Midsommar
Another weak-ass attempt at prestige horror leaves me cold
July 15, 2019
The Legacy of The Blair Witch Project
20 years on, what has one of my favourite movies done for the genre?
July 15, 2019
What a Rapist Looks Like
(trigger warning for discussion of rape and sexual assault)
What does a rapist look like?
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