Movie Adaptations That Work Way Better Outside Their Origins
Just some more light Ari Aster snark tbh
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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August 16, 2019
August 15, 2019
Not All Men
Not all men.
August 14, 2019
Movie Review: Animals
Animals is so nearly the movie of my dreams.
August 8, 2019
The Worst Miscasts We’ve Ever Seen
You ever see a casting announcement and just think: what?
August 5, 2019
The (In)Essential Tarantino
You know, for a long time, I’ve been trying to figure out what it is I don’t like about Quentin Tarantino.
August 4, 2019
Read this Damn Author
Look, right, okay, I get it, I don’t actually write about writing very much on this blog (apart from to shamelessly plug my debut novel Rape Jokes in brackets constantly, buy it here). Apart from that time I recapped Carrie. Or the Harry Potter books. Or Fifty Shades. Or…
August 2, 2019
Twenty Years of The Matrix: Why I Love It
The other side to the eternal The Matrix debate!
July 29, 2019
The Silent Hill Movie We Deserved
I love Silent Hill more than most movies, so here’s the one that I think comes close to capturing its brilliant, brutal beauty.
July 27, 2019
Twenty Years of The Matrix: Why I Hate It
Twenty years hating on this classic!
July 24, 2019
Ranking Every Season of American Horror Story
Ah, American Horror Story. Garbage? Yes. Brilliant? Yes. The next season is due out in just a few weeks, so it seems like the time to delve into the show’s, uh, mixed back catalogue – from best to worst, I’m ranking everything this show has injected straight into my veins. You can take a look at my predictions for American Horror Story: 1984 right here, and in the meantime, let’s get some opinions up in this joint!
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