The One With the Eating Disorder
Hating my body was the easiest thing in the world.
Here’s an extremely unsettling picture of me to set the mood
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
Category: personal shit
December 31, 2017
The Best TV Shows of 2017
So, it’s that time of the year once more. I may not have been the most positive I’ve ever been about TV this year – between the outright awfulness of Doctor Who, to the sproadic weirdness of Vikings, to the who-the-fuck-knows-seriously of American Horror Story, I seem to have spent a lot of time exasperated with the small screen. But I still love my TV, we’re closing out on 2017 and for once, I feel like being a little positive. So let’s take a look at my ten best shows of the year!
November 28, 2017
Ruthless Release Announcement!
Whee! Happy Tuesday, one and all – and if you need something to warm you up in these cold-ass winter months, I have just the thing for you.
November 19, 2017
Ruthless Release Date and Cover Reveal!
Hello, Guignoleers (does that work? It doesn’t. I’ll come up with something better soon, I promise)! I know most of you are around here for the relentless TV snark and shouting at Stephen King books, and I thank you for that, but what if I told you I wrote books of my own? And what if I told you that one of those books was coming out in a week’s time?
August 30, 2017
Operation Quit Smoking, Part Eight
So, I’m recently back from a holiday in Spain to visit my parents:
You’re jealous, I can tell
And a new milestone hit in my great quit smoking diaries. Which is, well, that I unquit for a little bit.
August 17, 2017
Operation Quit Smoking, Part Seven
I think, right now, I’m where I want to be when it comes to smoking.
Relevant: my skin has cleared THE FUCK UP since I went off cigarettes, in case you, like me, needed a completely superficial reason to stop. That’s why I can reasonably squeeze in this actually nice picture of myself.
August 15, 2017
The First Year
So, it’s been just over a year since I finished university – I graduated in June 2016, which feels like an almost comically long time ago now. And, in the months that have intervened, I have found things…well, different.
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