The Acceptable Eating Disorder
Trigger Warning for discussion of anorexia, bulimia, and general eating disorder behaviour.
The Cutprice Guignol
The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
Category: personal shit
January 14, 2019
OCD, Or How I Never Learned to Stop Worrying
If this is your first post in my OCDiaries series, detailing life with OCD, please consider checking out the rest of it right here!
I’m seven years old, and I’m standing in front of an unopened packet of new toothbrushes: four, one for each member of my family. And I know I have a big choice in front of me, because the colour of the one I choose will dictate the safety of all of them. Red? No, too close to blood, which is murder, which is death. Green? A shorthand for sickness, which is death. Blue? Water, which could be drowning, which is death. I settle for yellow, even though it could represent the sun swelling to destroy the whole planet, but that seems like the least likely potential death scenario so, reluctantly, I brush my teeth with that one. I know, somewhere inside me, that this is a lot of worry to be applying to a toothbrush, but I’m not risking disaster for some foolish green-toothbrushed hubris.
January 2, 2019
A Year Without Alcohol
So, I’ve been sober for a year.
This is my cat, sitting on me as I write this, high off her face on treats and superiority.
Just over a year, actually – at about ten to eleven the New Year’s Eve before last, I drank half a glass of really bad red wine that stained the inside of my lips and gave me a headache. And that was the last time I drank alcohol.
December 3, 2018
Ruthless Release Announcement!
Yay! It’s Monday, and I have a new release to share with you all! Without further ado, let me introduce you to Ruthless.
November 2, 2018
The Thing
For as long as I can remember, I have used things to keep me safe from the way I feel.
September 3, 2018
ALPHA FEMALE Release Announcement!
We’ve all been there: it’s Monday, you’re staring down the week ahead with dread in your heart, you just wish something would come along to stretch that weekend out a little longer. Well, I’ve got you covered, bitch!
June 10, 2018
My Best (And Worst) Bisexual TV Characters
Hello, my fellow bisexuals, assorted LGBTQ people, and miscellaneous straights! It’s Pride Month, and I wanted to write something fun this time around (with a little snark because, you know, that’s my thing). So I’m talkin’ about my favourite bisexual characters on TV, and some (those written by Ryan Murphy and Steven Moffat, mostly) that missed the mark. To the list!
May 5, 2018
Rape Jokes Q&A
Hey! In case you missed it, I have a book coming out – my debut novel, Rape Jokes, is getting a print and ebook release at the end of this year with the amazing Frayed Edge Press. And you guys had some questions about Rape Jokes (everyone does when they hear that title). So, without further ado, let’s get into the Q&A and talk about release dates, titles, bad ideas, and everything in between!
April 25, 2018
The Golden State Killer and the Appeal of True Crime
“Fuck,” I muttered to myself when I switched on my computer this morning. “Fuck. Fuck.”
April 12, 2018
The Most Exciting News in the World (Plus Q&A)
I still can’t believe I actually get to write this post. But here goes. This is pretty much the most exciting, terrifying, holy-shit-this-mix-of-emotions-is-going-to-make-me-burst-into-tears announcement I’ve ever made in my life, and so I’m just going to blurt this on to your lap before I spend another half-hour dancing around the house with excitement.
The Cutprice Guignol 