The Cutprice Guignol

I’ve been sitting in front of this blank document for at least twenty minutes, and I still don’t know what the hell to say. Let’s do this holistically, alright? Let’s riff, let’s roll, let’s just let the connections form and see what we come up with. First things first: I hate it.

You know, when Kenneth Branagh ruined my other favourite book, at least he had the decency to get it over and done with in two hours.

Everything that is happening in this show is wrong.

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I am going to scream.