Movie Review: Bird Box
I just love this review so much
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
January 21, 2019
January 20, 2019
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone: Chapter Twelve
Hurrah! We’re back with another Harry Potter recap on this fine fucking freezing Sunday morning, so let’s get right into it. Oh, shit, more importantly: my book is available for pre-order as of RIGHT THE FUCK NOW and you should get on that please and so many thank yous. Here’s where we left off last time if you need reminding. To the chapter!
January 18, 2019
The Marketing Department: John Wick: Chapter Three – Parabellum Trailer
This time, on a horse!
January 17, 2019
Riverdale S3E9: No Exit
Before we start this week, I’d just like to draw your attention to the fact that my debut novel, RAPE JOKES, is available for pre-order right here and right now!
Well, we’re back – and in the break, it feels as though everything in Riverdale has gotten a lot more…concentrated.
January 16, 2019
The Marketing Department: Spider-Man: Far From Home
DO DO DOOO DOOO DO DO
January 14, 2019
OCD, Or How I Never Learned to Stop Worrying
If this is your first post in my OCDiaries series, detailing life with OCD, please consider checking out the rest of it right here!
I’m seven years old, and I’m standing in front of an unopened packet of new toothbrushes: four, one for each member of my family. And I know I have a big choice in front of me, because the colour of the one I choose will dictate the safety of all of them. Red? No, too close to blood, which is murder, which is death. Green? A shorthand for sickness, which is death. Blue? Water, which could be drowning, which is death. I settle for yellow, even though it could represent the sun swelling to destroy the whole planet, but that seems like the least likely potential death scenario so, reluctantly, I brush my teeth with that one. I know, somewhere inside me, that this is a lot of worry to be applying to a toothbrush, but I’m not risking disaster for some foolish green-toothbrushed hubris.
January 13, 2019
Anatomy of a Career: M. Night Shyamalan
I’m taking a look at the career of M Night Shyamalan – hits, misses, and disasters!
January 9, 2019
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone: Chapter Eleven
The cat’s down for a nap, I have a cup of tea and a fully-charged vape next to me, and I am ready to rock and roll with this recap so I can spend the rest of this evening doing this:
January 8, 2019
Marvel Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Avengers: Age of Ultron
juuust in case you missed it, we reviewed every single Marvel Cinematic Universe movie over on No But Listen, and you’re obliged to go check it out!
January 7, 2019
TV Crossovers I’m Mad Haven’t Happened Yet
Well, last week was all ooh, let’s be introspective about sobriety and ooh, let’s moan about Daleks and ooh, let’s talk about the Spiderman movie and its relationship to grief and frankly I’ve had enough. I want to poke my nose into something stupid and fun and entirely pointless, and so today we’re taking a look at all the TV crossovers I’ve ever suggested while munching chocolate at ten in the evening in front of my third Doctor Who rewatch of the year. To the list!
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