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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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November 19, 2017
Ruthless Release Date and Cover Reveal!
Hello, Guignoleers (does that work? It doesn’t. I’ll come up with something better soon, I promise)! I know most of you are around here for the relentless TV snark and shouting at Stephen King books, and I thank you for that, but what if I told you I wrote books of my own? And what if I told you that one of those books was coming out in a week’s time?
November 17, 2017
Movie Review: Justice League
I don’t know what I fucking expected: PART 3
November 3, 2017
In Passionate Defense of Geostorm
Here’s an article I wrote on Geostorm and why it’s a better movie than you think!
Alright, now, you know I love ripping the piss out of bad films as much as any reviewer does. A terrible movie is a certain kind of gift: flex your shitting muscles and get ready to crap all over a deserving release, whether it’s Suicide Squad or Nocturnal Animals. I get it. I do.
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October 30, 2017
Carrie Recaps: Part Seven
Sorry I missed a week there – I’ve been busy with some other very exciting projects, including launching my new film site, No But Listen, which I would love for you to go check out (hey, here’s even an article about Stephen King!). But without further ado, now that we’re only a day away from Halloween and hyped with Stranger Things fever, let’s take a look at Stephen King’s seminal classic, Carrie.
October 10, 2017
Harvey Weinstein, Sexual Abuse, and “How could we let this happen?”
By now, you’ve probably heard about the Harvey Weinstein scandal; big-name movie producer around whom rumours have swirled for years is finally fired after a series of articles detail his decades-long sexual harassment of various female employees and acquaintances. And honestly, my first reaction to this was, “well, duh.”.
October 6, 2017
Movie Review: Blade Runner 2049
Okay, I have something to admit: I don’t love Blade Runner.
October 4, 2017
American Horror Story Recaps: Holes
With an episode as good as last week’s one, there’s always going to be a comedown. But, to my pleasant surprise, this week’s outing Holes wasn’t as big a drop as it could have been.
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