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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

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UnREAL Recaps S3E1: Oath

So, I have a slightly…fractious relationship with UnREAL. I think it’s best summed up in this article, that I wrote after the end of season two a couple of years ago, but if you want the tl;dr, a show that was ostensibly about the goings-on behind the scenes of a Bachelor-esque reality show and the grotesquely nightmarish manipulation exacted on the hapless contestants by the staff lost sight of it’s meta-ness and became too wrapped up in it’s own drama (and major restructuring in UnREAL’s writers room led to some scrappy, messy plots and arcs to boot). But I still think the first series is brilliant and I adore both Constance Zimmer and Shiri Appleby, who play showrunner Quinn and producer Rachel respectively, so when season three rolled around, I knew I had to give it a go.

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Oscar Season: Lady Bird

*light, overly personal blubbering*

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Oscar Season: The Shape of Water

I really want to love Guillermo Del Toro, I do

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Carrie Recaps: Part Thirteen

Another month, another Carrie recap. And a brief aside to remind you, with the new movie coming out, that the recap project I so cruelly abandoned in order to take this one on was Fifty Shades Freed, and that you can catch up on all those recaps before the movie (“movie”) comes out here. On with the recap!

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Why The Cloverfield Paradox Doesn’t Work

I wanted to like this one, I really did.

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Movie Review: Den of Thieves

That’s right, I said it – I’m a Gerard Butler fan now.

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Riverdale S2E12: The Wicked and the Divine

When Riverdale does genre, it does genre hard. And this week, as it turns it’s hand to mobster movies, that pays off big-time.

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Oscar Season: Get Out

How did Get Out become one of the only awards-bait horror movies of the last few decades?

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Oscar Season: The Post

Let’s start Oscar Season with the most Oscarbaity of the bunch!

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