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Movie Review: Avengers: Infinity War

I loved this movie, and I’m as surprised as you are.

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Riverdale S2E19: Prisoners

So, at the end of last week’s episode, when the Black Hood returned, I thought it made for a great cliffhanger but wasn’t sure if they could follow through. After all, it was the Black Hood plot in the first half of this season that left me so cold – it just felt rushed, unfinished, and in retrospect that’s for a reason, but still. Riverdale had been doing well without a central mystery pulling everything together and I was sad that we seemed to be moving away from that once again. But then, this week’s episode Prisoners came swinging on by to prove me right the fuck wrong and I am all the way on board once more.

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UnREAL S3E9/10: Codependence/Commitment

I think the most frustrating thing about this season of UnREAL has been all the unrealized potential. Because, with the two-part finale behind us (entitled Codependence and Commitment, for those who liked that kind of thing), it’s hard not to look to the beginning of the season for all that the third season of Lifetime’s reality-TV based show promised.

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Movie Review: Pacific Rim: Uprising

My crush on John Boyega continues unabated

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Marvel Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Thor: Ragnarok

So, over on my other site, my writing (/life) partner has been doing a retrospective of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in the run-up to Infinity War and maybe I’ve biased but it’s great so get on that

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Riverdale S2E18: A Night to Remember

When the title card came up at the end of this episode of Riverdale, it was over the sound of my no-holds-barred whooping with delight. Because A Night to Remember is everything I hoped it would be, and so much more.

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Movie Review: Ghost Stories

I may have casually closed my eyes for the scary bits.

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Movie Review: A Quiet Place

Did I mention I love horror films? Because I love horror films

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Missed Flicks, Part One