Jurassic Park Retrospective: Jurassic World
The new Jurassic World movie is out tomorrow! Catch up on my look back at all the Jurassic Park movies so far, starting right here:
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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June 5, 2018
June 3, 2018
No But Listen: Zama
Zama was amazing but I totally get why people hate it
May 28, 2018
Movie Review: Solo: A Star Wars Story
WHY WON’T YOU LET ME LOVE YOU STAR WARS
May 27, 2018
Best Episodes Ever: The Flashback
So, we’re back – a little late this week, since Solo made my brain come leaking out of my ears and unable to write anything beyond “argh bleeeuuuuh” for the last few days. But we’re back! In fact, we’re flash-back, as this week we take a look at episodes that delve back into the past. And yes, I cringed as hard at that transition as you did. On with the article!
May 21, 2018
Carrie Recaps: Part Eighteen
Spring turned to Summer. I went to Spain; I came back. UnREAL ended. My book is coming out. Riverdale is done for. I started a series dissecting television. I sat in parks, drinking kombucha and staring off through the trees, and all the while the wind whispered through the leaves, a familiar refrain: “Write a fucking Carrie recap, you loser, you fucking imbecile”.
May 21, 2018
Jurassic Park Retrospective: Jurassic Park III
What happens when a movie falls apart before shooting starts? Jurassic Park III, apparently.
May 19, 2018
Movie Review: Deadpool 2
A pizza cutter of a movie: all edge, no point
May 17, 2018
Riverdale S2E22: Brave New World
As soon as Riverdale opened with the cop-out of Jughead’s death, I knew this wasn’t going to be my favourite finale of all time.
But then I’ve never much been one for a finale. The second-last episode, last week’s bloodbath masterpiece in Riverdale’s case, are normally the real climax of the season, and now we’re just left to tie up loose ends. And the loose ends are…not the most interesting.
May 14, 2018
Jurassic Park Retrospective: The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The franchise was so preoccupied with whether or not they could have Jeff Goldblum front their movie, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
May 7, 2018
Jurassic Park Retrospective Part One: Jurassic Park
Our new retrospective is something a little more…dinosaur (and written by me this time around!)
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