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The Best Movie Character Introductions Ever: Part One

just Tobin Bell stanning till the end of time

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Rape Jokes [Louise MacGregor]

Read this awesome review of Rape Jokes please and thank you!!

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rape jokesThe very first truth about this novel is that I feel uncomfortable just typing out its title. And I must admit that this book was difficult to rate as a result. Honestly, the first time that I saw it I was immediately pretty ready to rage scream at someone about how awful it is that someone would think it was even remotely okay or, skies forbid and to hell with the awful soul who thinks it’s funny. But, the fortunate thing about Rape Jokes by Louise MacGregor is that, despite the obviously unfortunate choice in title, the book is an insightful and respectful fictional account of a young woman’s struggle to work through the incredible trauma that comes from having been raped, realizing the truth of that fact, coming to terms with that fact, and functioning within a society that does not take that trauma seriously alongside troubling men…

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Game of Thrones, by a Fucking Idiot S8E4: The Last of the Starks

We need to talk about Jon Snow.

And trust me, I’ve done a lot of talking about Jon Snow in the years leading up to this final season. But this week’s episode, The Last of the Starks, really gives me no choice but to address the perma-pouty elephant in the room.

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Just Some (More) Sex

Happy Saturday! You all seemed to enjoy (ahem) that post I shared earlier this week from my lesbian erotica writing, so it seems like primo time to share some of my Straight nastiness with you, too. In case you missed it, I released a femdom-themed erotica series last year, called ALPHA FEMALE, that you can get your hands on right here in its entirety. Need a little taster? Take a look at one of the smoking-hot sex scenes below. NSFW/18+ under the jump:

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The Marketing Department: Sonic The Hedgehog Trailer Analysis

There is no doubt that this trailer, for sure, exists

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Movie Review: Avengers: Endgame

So…was Endgame actually good?

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Marvel Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Captain America: Civil War

Crash-course your way through the entire MCU with our retrospective of every single movie so far!

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Game of Thrones, By a Fucking Idiot: S8E2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

Episodes set on the eve of battles – whether metaphorical or literal ones – are often standouts for any show. If everyone is on the brink of losing everything, then you don’t need to bother with the careful teasing-out of all the emotional nuances you’ve been working with. People are honest, they’re usually drunk, and they have nothing left to lose – so all those big emotional denouments you’ve been waiting for? Yeah, it’s time to cram them all in.

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Movie Review: The Sisters Brothers

John C Reilly shines in a curious, transient Western from Jacques Audiard.

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Riverdale S3E18: Jawbreaker

There’s a lot of talk in this episode, Jawbreaker, about people needing “to come back to reality”. Which is pretty fucking bold for a show that’s as wildly off the rails as Riverdale right now.

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