The Worst Movie Performances Ever: Superhero Edition
ROAST THEM
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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May 23, 2019
Movie Review: Arctic
Telling a story without significant dialogue or backstory requires an impeccable grasp on the language of cinema, and that’s exactly what Joe Penna uses to unfold the sparse, engaging story at the heart of Arctic.
May 16, 2019
Riverdale S3E22: Survive the Night
Guys, I’m tired.
If last week’s review didn’t tip you off, let this one be the review that does. I do love Riverdale, I do. I love how batshit crazy it is. I love that it just did a straight noir homage episode earlier this season. I loved the musical episode. I loved the hysterical flashback nonsense. I loved so much of it. But now…but now, like Yoda, it’s time for me to settle down, give you one last long monologue, and became a force ghost who doesn’t have to write these recaps anymore.
May 14, 2019
Movie Review: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile
Can we get over Ted Bundy already?
May 13, 2019
Game of Thrones, By a Fucking Idiot S8E5: The Bells
Here’s the tea, here’s the real inside scoop (and no, it’s not about the Youtube drama that’s been going on this weekend, but you know, get on that), here’s everything you’ve been waiting to here: keep your voice down, make sure the curtains are drawn, because I’m going to say it.
May 11, 2019
IT: Chapter 2 Trailer Analysis
Gettin’ HYPED for IT Part 2
May 8, 2019
The Best Movie Character Introductions Ever: Part One
just Tobin Bell stanning till the end of time
May 6, 2019
Rape Jokes [Louise MacGregor]
Read this awesome review of Rape Jokes please and thank you!!
The very first truth about this novel is that I feel uncomfortable just typing out its title. And I must admit that this book was difficult to rate as a result. Honestly, the first time that I saw it I was immediately pretty ready to rage scream at someone about how awful it is that someone would think it was even remotely okay or, skies forbid and to hell with the awful soul who thinks it’s funny. But, the fortunate thing about Rape Jokes by Louise MacGregor is that, despite the obviously unfortunate choice in title, the book is an insightful and respectful fictional account of a young woman’s struggle to work through the incredible trauma that comes from having been raped, realizing the truth of that fact, coming to terms with that fact, and functioning within a society that does not take that trauma seriously alongside troubling men…
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May 6, 2019
Game of Thrones, by a Fucking Idiot S8E4: The Last of the Starks
We need to talk about Jon Snow.
And trust me, I’ve done a lot of talking about Jon Snow in the years leading up to this final season. But this week’s episode, The Last of the Starks, really gives me no choice but to address the perma-pouty elephant in the room.
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