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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

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The Gay Ship, Homophobia, and Queer Representation

Let’s talk about shipping, shall we?

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The Uncomfortably Honest Abuse Narrative of Feel Good

Okay, so Feel Good is the best show I’ve watched this year.

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frogboil (kick ur stupid fking igloo)

¡¡¡'s avatarMETAPILL THE METANONS

walled gardens // digital terrariums
scratching at the glass
pistol shrimp // pop librarians
phasing out the 5-wire // resonant neuropathy
stabilize connection while the nutrients dissolve off-screen

I think there’s something in the water
if we’re speaking metaphorically,
it’s older than the flouride & the regimental thorazine
behavior like a fungal fruit beholden to the wind
before there ever was a war machine
the spores began to drift

mouthful of dirt // mosey thru the substrate
all-noise blood feud // purgativo cupcake

anesthetized to villainy like “Boys will be boys,”
stock footage snuff reels // ironic fist’ll fill the void

it’s probably shaped like Dad
but that’s beside the point, Freud.
the ants are uniformly fractalizing coins
cropping circles out the neural net,
the glitch is pheromonal.
when aroused, the rabble march
becomes a morbid mill, prodromal

heartbeats // headaches // migraines // fluoxetine
night terrors // uresis //…

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Inside No. 9 S6E4: Hurry Up and Wait

They got my ass.

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A Beginner’s Guide to Eating Disorders

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Sex and the City S1E5: The Power of Female Sex

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Inside No. 9 S6E2: Simon Says

Can I just say one thing? God, I am so glad that we’re finally culturally ready to start roasting the utter fuck out of Game of Thrones again.

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Toxic Masculinity, Femicide, and the Cowardly Abuser

“It is cowardice to hit a woman,” reads one of the ten commandents vs violence against women, as released by the administration of Mexican President Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador. These rules, released last year after a series of protests that followed the brutal murder of Ingrid Escamilla in Ciudad Juarez, followed a sharp rise in femicides (the murder of a woman primarily driven by her gender) in Mexico – of nearly 137% percent in the few years leading up to this particular murder. Nearly 1,000 women were murdered in cases classified as femicide in Mexico last year; seems like calling the people who did it cowards didn’t do much to change things.

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Stop Skipping Nine, You Fools

I do not wish to alarm thee, dear and darling readers, but I have some news that you may find distressing. Are you sitting down? If you’re not, do you read this blog on the rowing machine or something? Power walking? I have questions. Anyway: let me get right to the point. Some people, I have discovered, have decided that, in order to watch the rebooted seasons of Doctor Who, that a new viewer may skip the first season and jump straight into the David Tennant era with nary the merest thought of Christopher Eccleston’s run.

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