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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

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The Stand S1E4: House of the Dead

I just don’t understand how they managed to fuck it up this badly.

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The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster

The central question of any revival series of a popular TV show is “what is the fucking point?”

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Case File: The Murder of Faith Hedgepeth

Things have been a little quiet over at the Guignol the last couple of weeks because I’ve been working on something for another site! Please check out my first true crime case file, covering the murder of Faith Hedgepeth, and let me know if you’d like to see more stuff like it.

The Mandalorian S2E2: The Passenger

Let me share with you a new theory that I have just come up with.

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The Mandalorian S2E1: The Marshal

Well, I’m home.

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Lockdown Blues

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LIPSTICK Release Announcement!

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Possession: The Haunting of Bly Manor, Love, and Loss

The Haunting of Bly Manor is not a ghost story. It’s a love story. About ghosts. Spoilers for the whole season ahead.

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The Stand Miniseries Trailer Reaction

Hi, I’m Lou, I read Stephen King’s The Stand when I was fourteen and never got over it! The trailer for the miniseries adaptation of the superb book just came out, and I’d like to talk to you a little about it.

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