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Six Weeks

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Tomorrow marks six weeks in Lockdown. Six weeks since my world stopped spinning. Six weeks since COVID-19, masks, quarantine and social distancing entered my vernacular. So what have I learned? What has this time given me? What has it taken away?

Six Things I’ve Learned in Six Weeks

  1. Human Beings, when appropriately terrified, can work together. In normal times that seemed an impossible ask. Sure enough though, human beings are capable of team work on a mass scale. Albeit when the heat is on. Perhaps when we come out the other end of this, we’ll remember to do it more often.
  2. I am incredibly privileged. My biggest issue in Lockdown has been restricting my Magnum Mini intake. Key workers, people living in poverty or insecure situations do not have that privilege. I am incredibly privileged and in a time like this, that is an extremely lucky thing to be.
  3. I’m…

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Lost Recaps S1E9: Solitary

You know, I’ve been looking forward to this episode a lot. 

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A Fabulous Forage Through My Favourite Found Footage Films

I like found footage movies and alliteration far too much!

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The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Fire

With a show as diverse in its storytelling as The X-Files, it would be a shame to only focus on its best moments. As much as I love the show, even the most die-hard of fans will admit that it’s far from perfect. For every excellent Monster of the Week, there is a dud, a flop, or one that just plain doesn’t work. Just as Beyond the Sea helped us understand what makes a truly great Monster of the Week episode, it’s only fair that we also look at another season one episode to investigate the exact opposite. 

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In Pursuit of Perfection (And Why I’ve Given Up On It)

For a really long time, I committed my life to what I saw as the pursuit of perfection.

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Lost Recaps: S1E8: Confidence Man

Hello, and welcome to what is now the official Sawyer from Lost Hate Blog corner of the internet!

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The Pinnacle of the Teenage Girl Horror

Give me some of that Good Teenage Girl Nastiness please

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The X-Files and The Monsters of That Week: Beyond The Sea

So, over here in Guignol Land, I’m handing over a new series to my delicious and delightful co-writer over at No But Listen, Kevin! An X-Files fanatic, he wants to counter my attempts to make through lost with a classic series that actually still stands up, with a deep-dive into the best episodes that The X-Files has to offer. Without further ado, enjoy his first entry into this series!

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Lost Recaps S1E7: The Moth

I knew that this was going to be bad.

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Swallow, Eating Disorders, and Me

Is it possible to make a film about eating disorders that isn’t triggering as all hell?

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