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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Hungry

Season seven of The X-Files is the last of the original run to feature both Mulder and Scully as the main protagonists. A combination of David Duchovny’s fatigue with the role of Mulder, and the fact that he was suing the network for unpaid royalties, meant that he would spend season eight in the margins of the show before leaving for good at the beginning of season nine, only to appear for the last episode. It’s fitting, then, that for my favourite season seven monster of the week I chose an episode in which Mulder and Scully barely appear at all. After the break of season six’s Triangle, I’m back to being Vince Gilligan’s hype man: let’s talk about Hungry.

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The Most Iconic Horror Villains, Ranked

In which I dunk on Jason Voorhees, for good reason.

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Lost S1E20: Do No Harm

You know, I dunked a lot on Jack at the start of this season.

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I Watched Grease for the First Time

I just love this article a lot

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The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Alpha

Throughout this series of articles, it has been quite easy picking the worst of what The X-Files has to offer, and season six is no different. Going through the episode list, past the many classics and the many just-good-enough episodes, there is one that takes the prize above all else: the killer dog debacle that is Alpha. And I’m not just saying that because my little dog-hating cat has a claw to my throat.

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A Haul of Haunted House Horror

Ghost, ghouls, and generational trauma!

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Stay Beautiful: The Commodification of Feminist Self-Care

How are you all doing? Would you like a cup of tea? Pet my cat’s little head? Here, let me get you a blanket. You look cold. Or maybe that’s just the icy stare I’m giving the next episode of Lost I have to recap. Who knows?

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Lost Recaps S1E19: Deus Ex Machina

We’re back! It’s hard to believe that, the last time I wrote about a John Locke-specific episode, it was still relevant to actually tell people to wash their hands instead of just assuming they’d scrubbed them down to the bone already – three months in lockdown, three months of Lostdown, and I have Entirely lost (heh) my mind.

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The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Triangle

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A Sneaky Greenland Trailer Analysis

This is a Gerard Butler stan account now

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