Every year, come my birthday, I find myself wanting to do those “X life lessons in X years” sort of posts. And I always talk myself out of it, because I am still, fundamentally, a real dumbass with real dumbass energy underqualified to give anyone advice on anything other than what horror movie to watch, maybe.
Read the rest of this entry »Things have been a little quiet over at the Guignol the last couple of weeks because I’ve been working on something for another site! Please check out my first true crime case file, covering the murder of Faith Hedgepeth, and let me know if you’d like to see more stuff like it.
Look, if there’s one thing that The Mandalorian can do to get me back on side after a slight wobble last week, it’s by peeling open by skull and shoving it’s fingers into the big, squidgy, The Clone Wars part of my brain and wiggling them around until something lights up.
Read the rest of this entry »Let me share with you a new theory that I have just come up with.
Read the rest of this entry »Things are getting cold in Jericho.
Read the rest of this entry »The Haunting of Bly Manor is not a ghost story. It’s a love story. About ghosts. Spoilers for the whole season ahead.
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The Cutprice Guignol 