The Cutprice Guignol

The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

My Illegal TV Opinions

Sometimes, when I’m laying awake at night in bed, the fevered heat of another day burning away around me, I think to myself: I am a fraud.

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Slasher S4E5 Review: Family Ties

Truly, actually, factually: there’s nothing worse than an artist.

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Sex and the City S1E12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

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Slasher S4E4 Review: Upstairs Downstairs

The call is very much coming from inside the house. But not from the person you might think.

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Slasher S4E3 Review: In Trust

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Sex and the City S1E11: The Drought

Sex and the City, this week, is about No Sex and Very Little City.

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Slasher S4E1/2 Reviews: Thicker Than Water/The Sins of the Father

It is time, my friends, to take a slash.

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The Irrational Period

Sweetie, I would like to talk to you today about periods.

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Sex and the City S1E10: The Baby Shower

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