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The Sixth Year: American Sigh Story

The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Babylon

I’m not sure how successful I’ve been at conveying just how much I love The X-Files.

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The Stand S1E3: Blank Page

I’m sorry, what the fuck is this?

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The X-Files and the Monsters of That Week: Mulder and Scully Meet the Were-Monster

The central question of any revival series of a popular TV show is “what is the fucking point?”

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The Stand S1E2: Pocket Savior

As soon as this latest episode, Pocket Savior, of The Stand ended, I sat back on my couch, nearly elbowed my cup of tea on to the floor, and nodded. Wow! I thought to myself. That was so much better than last week! And there’s no doubt that it is – but does that mean that it’s actually good?

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Three Years of Sobriety: Pandemics, Relapse, Self-Love, Misc.

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The Stand S1E1: The End

(If you’re finding this review for the first time, please note that I’ve covered the rest of the series too, and you can find that right here!)

If you know me, have met me, or have had the misfortune of so much as sharing a train carriage with me in the last ten years, then you know that I love Stephen King’s The Stand.

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Doctor Who Review: Revolution of the Daleks

Look, I’ll cut to the chase here: there’s nothing about these Doctor Who reviews that can claim to be remotely objective.

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Jericho S1E17/18: One Man’s Terrorist/A.K.A.

Hi there, fellow residents of Jericho! If you, like me, are celebrating the holidays just now, I hope you have a safe and genuinely lovely time no matter what. And, if you’re not, I hope you’re safe and know that you’re genuinely lovely because you’re right here reading this review. How about that, huh?

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The Mandalorian S2E8: The Rescue

There are going to be two parts to this review: that, and then, that.

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