Ruthless Release Announcement!
Yay! It’s Monday, and I have a new release to share with you all! Without further ado, let me introduce you to Ruthless.
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
December 2, 2018
Doctor Who: Thoroughly Ambitious, Radical Story Investigates Sadness
You know what’s nice? Actually looking forward to Doctor Who on a Sunday night.
For so long, Doctor Who was something I approached with…trepidation? I know that’s a ridiculous thing to say about a TV show, but this is a show that meant so damn much to me and it just continued to disappoint me. Week after week, Steven Moffat would walk directly into my living room and poke me in the eye for forty minutes, and I guess at some point I stopped enjoying it, somehow. Even a few wobbles early in this season had me nervous, but after a few great weeks, I’m finally back at a place where I look forward to curling up with my cat and my man in his Tardis dressing gown and watching this show that I have loved for almost my entire life.
November 30, 2018
Vikings S5E11: The Revelation
Well, we’re back, team: the back half of the fifth season of Vikings has finally Moe Begunford (I’m sorry, I’ll stop, please forgive me). Some quick updates for anyone who only tunes in for these recaps: my debut novel, RAPE JOKES, is coming out in a few months time, and I’ve also released a series of short femdom erotica stories that you can find starting here (eighteen-plus, of course). On to the recap!
November 29, 2018
Movie Review: Suspiria
The more I think about this film, the more I hate it
November 29, 2018
Riverdale S3E6: Manhunter
There’s a scene in this week’s episode of Riverdale, a scene that’s so purely horror that it hurts: Betty confronts Alice in the family home, in the midst of an enormous storm. The lights cut out – for a moment, we can make out a shadowy figure moving past the windows lit by the watery blue light of the moon (it wasn’t Chic, but it was Chic, you know?). As Alice goes to check the circuit breakers, the Gargoyle King himself turns up in their front room. Fleeing to Betty’s bedroom, the pair stumble across an even more sinister tableau: a grave marker, with their names written in red, lying above a human skull. They scream, the camera twists in, and I’m over here cheering with delight.
November 28, 2018
The Marketing Department: Artemis Fowl Trailer
I’m honestly choked up with excitement
November 25, 2018
Doctor Who: Tremendous Alan Reigns; Direction Invokes Sentimentality
Another historical episode, another one out of the park for these season of Doctor Who.
The Witchfinders has proved that this season is firmly on a roll – following the Doctor and company as they’re dropped into the middle of a Lancashire village deep in the midst of a murderous with hunt, things take a turn for the science-fictional as King James turns up to figure out exactly why these witch hunts have taken on such a fervent turn.
November 22, 2018
Unheard, Unimportant, and Untreated: Why We Need to Talk About Vaginismus
Okay, let me set the scene. It’s the middle of the day, busy street, bright sunshine, cold air. There’s me: I’m in ripped jeans and a green shirt. I’m gripping hold of the railing surrounding a communal public garden and I am crying so hard I can’t see. Fifteen minutes ago, I got my first smear test, the nurse putting a thin swab inside my vagina to check on my pelvic health, and it hurt so much she had to put her elbows on my knees to keep my legs from snapping together on instinct. I wish this is the first time that something like this has happened, but it isn’t. And that’s why I’m crying.
November 21, 2018
ALPHA FEMALE Final Release!
Well, here it is: the final part of Alpha Female (on Hump Day no less, because I’m honestly one of the funniest people on the planet?). I’m really excited to share the end of the story with you, and a big shout out to the few hundred people who’ve been keeping up with the series this far. All your reviews, downloads, and messages of support were so welcomed, and you’ve made this project totally worthwhile for me, so thank you for that!
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