Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
I love this movie and nothing will change my mind
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
September 12, 2019
September 9, 2019
Banality, Bipolar, and Brassic
When it comes to depictions of mental illness on television, there’s an all-or-nothing attitude. It’s either 13 Reasons Why all-consuming-DEPRESSION or nothing ever going wrong at all thank you so much and if it does it’s certainly resolved by the end of the episode, no in between; either mental illness is consuming the life of a main character, or it doesn’t exist at all.
September 6, 2019
Thank You
You know, I try to do a little post every year, around the time that this blog ages up again. And every year, I go holy shit, people are still reading this? I’m still writing it? And it feels absurd and ridiculous and brilliant all at once.
September 5, 2019
Don’t Watch This Movie
Get FUCKED UP team
September 2, 2019
Movie Review: Pain and Glory (Dolor y Gloria)
God I fucking love Pedro Almodovar
September 1, 2019
Carnival No
“Muttonchops,” intones Orlando Bloom introspectively, near the start of the first episode of Carnival Row. I spit out my tea. This is, as I had feared, not off to a good start.
August 28, 2019
Star Wars: The Rise of the Skywalker Trailer Analysis
Let’s get fucked up on Star Wars!
August 27, 2019
In Passionate Defense of Fanfiction
Look, fanfiction gets a bad rap, and I get it. I get that most people think of the iconic Ebony Demenita Dark’ness Raven Way I get that maybe they even looked up, to their great regret, that one story about the giant squid having sex with Hogwarts castle. I get that, well, Fifty Shades of Grey happened because of fanfiction. But I’m here to make a defense of fanfiction, and you’re here to read it and then maybe do your own alt-universe slashfic take on it where this article has soft, tender sex with this article? Fanfiction is so rich, guys, I’m telling you.
August 26, 2019
Movie Review: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
Give me some of those Good Spooks
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