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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

Problematic Media, Villainous Villains, and that Surprisingly Anti-Queer Pennywise

In the wake of IT Chapter Two, amongst the maelstrom of Reddie fanfiction that I was certainly not churning out at the rate of six per hour and Bill Hader actually becoming a sex symbol, Out.com released an article that swiftly shot to the top of the Discourse surrounding the movie: Pennywise is Surprisingly Anti-Queer in IT Chapter 2.

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American Horror Story S9E8: Rest in Pieces

I want to make it very clear, right at the top of this review, that I am not the kind of person who believes that subtlety is necessary for good storytelling. My favourite genre of anything is the musical, a world often delightfully devoid of nuance; one of my favourite movies is Streets of Fire, a film which can’t even spell subtlety. I reviewed Riverdale for two entire seasons, not entirely unfavourably. I’m not asking for Barry Jenkins-levels of deep emotional wit here, is what I’m saying.

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Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Eternally dunking on Rogue One

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Watchmen S1E3: She Was Killed by Space Junk

Laurie Blake is finally in on the joke. But the joke is still on her.

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Bojack Horseman and the Legacy of Recovery

With only one half-season of Bojack Horseman remaining, I fully intend to spend as much time as humanly (and horsenly) possibly talking about it. Bojack Horseman is one of the best shows of the decade, one of the most consistently brilliant, insightful deep-dives into trauma, abuse, addiction, and mental illness, not to mention a magnificent vehicle for Noted Character Actress Margot Martindale to spin her winsome charms over the nation at large. The last half of this season drops at the end of January next year, and I’m already a little sad to think that it’s going to be over all too soon.

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American Horror Story S9E7: The Lady in White

Happy Halloween, one and all! I hope you’re all having a suitably spooky and safe season of scares, and thank you for joining me for another one of these reviews which I still, unaccountably, continue to write out of actual choice despite the seething mess of this season so far.

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Gorenography

Let’s take this all the way back to 1826.

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Watchmen S1E2: Martial Feats of Comanche Horsemanship

Loss comes with a responsibility – and a legacy.

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Franchise Fanatic: The Conjuring Cinematic Universe

For Halloween, we’re deep-diving into the horror franchise that has defined a decade – for better and for worse.

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