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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

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Movie Review: The Disaster Artist

The Disaster Artist is too invested in The Room for it’s own good.

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No But Listen: On The Shining

Debating the merits (and lack thereof) of The Shining!

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The Marketing Department: Avengers: Infinity War Trailer

Mark Ruffalo is terrible as Bruce Banner don’t @ me

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Movie Review: Call Me by Your Name

Ruthless Release Date and Cover Reveal!

Hello, Guignoleers (does that work? It doesn’t. I’ll come up with something better soon, I promise)! I know most of you are around here for the relentless TV snark and shouting at Stephen King books, and I thank you for that, but what if I told you I wrote books of my own? And what if I told you that one of those books was coming out in a week’s time?

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Movie Review: Justice League

I don’t know what I fucking expected: PART 3

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Movie Review: The Killing of a Sacred Deer

In Passionate Defense of Geostorm

Here’s an article I wrote on Geostorm and why it’s a better movie than you think!

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Alright, now, you know I love ripping the piss out of bad films as much as any reviewer does. A terrible movie is a certain kind of gift: flex your shitting muscles and get ready to crap all over a deserving release, whether it’s Suicide Squad or Nocturnal Animals. I get it. I do.

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Carrie Recaps: Part Seven

Sorry I missed a week there – I’ve been busy with some other very exciting projects, including launching my new film site, No But Listen, which I would love for you to go check out (hey, here’s even an article about Stephen King!). But without further ado, now that we’re only a day away from Halloween and hyped with Stranger Things fever, let’s take a look at Stephen King’s seminal classic, Carrie.

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