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Carrie Recaps: Part Thirteen

Another month, another Carrie recap. And a brief aside to remind you, with the new movie coming out, that the recap project I so cruelly abandoned in order to take this one on was Fifty Shades Freed, and that you can catch up on all those recaps before the movie (“movie”) comes out here. On with the recap!

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Why The Cloverfield Paradox Doesn’t Work

I wanted to like this one, I really did.

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Movie Review: Den of Thieves

That’s right, I said it – I’m a Gerard Butler fan now.

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Riverdale S2E12: The Wicked and the Divine

When Riverdale does genre, it does genre hard. And this week, as it turns it’s hand to mobster movies, that pays off big-time.

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Oscar Season: Get Out

How did Get Out become one of the only awards-bait horror movies of the last few decades?

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Oscar Season: The Post

Let’s start Oscar Season with the most Oscarbaity of the bunch!

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2018 Oscar Nominations: A First Look

The Oscars 2017, or, That Armie Hammer Snub

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Movie Review: Molly’s Game

Aaron Sorkin: still the worst

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No But Listen: The Last Jedi

Just yelling at this point

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