The Cutprice Guignol

With the second part of the latest Avengers story coming out next month, a heated debate has broken out in the No But Listen household once more: is Mark Ruffalo’s Hulk actually any good? And we figured that the only way to solve it was to yell our opinions, as ever, into the void of the internet, in one of our two-sided signature No But Listen debate articles, and find out what you guys think about our big green PMT machine. To the debate!

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Until the Hulk was introduced to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the big green rage monster had a slightly hit and miss relationship with his live-action representations. There was the extremely popular TV show, in which Bruce was named David for reasons irrelevant to this article, but cool trivia, right? The iconic figure of body-builder Lou Forgino became the symbol of one of Marvel’s most…

I’m going to be real with you here:  nobody at Chez No But Listen happens to be a die-hard classic Disney fan. Star Wars? We got you covered. The movies of Rob Zombies? We’re all in. Batman? Too much, some might say. But honestly, the first teaser for Disney’s live-action Aladdin remake had the internet scratching its head for days, and we can’t miss out on a potential carcrash of the childhood-ruining variety. So here we are, blue fresh-faced and ready to take on the first full-length Aladdin trailer! Let’s get to it.

0:10: The less said about the Will Smith intro, the better, I feel.

0:21: Alright, I get it, every single action scene ever made has to be shot like John Wick, but this is a live-action Disney remake, can we just leave off for one singular moment?

0:31: I don’t know how many times I’ve…