Movie Review: The Girl in the Spider’s Web
Ugh
The more I think about this film, the more I hate it
I’m honestly choked up with excitement
Finally, a film I loved
Thanks, I hate it.
politely, what the fuck
It’s the weekend, and you know what that means: it times to recline, relax, boot up that group chat, and get stuck in to all the gossip you missed this week. And what juicier gossip than a little drama courtesy of a very emotional ALPHA FEMALE?
I wanted to like this.
Alright, American Horror Story, we need to have a talk.
Because it’s clear you’re in a bad place right now. You’re acting out for attention – we’ve all been there, trust me, here, come sit down and have this tea I made for you. I’m worried. We’re all worried. I just want to talk.