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The Marketing Department: John Wick: Chapter Three – Parabellum Trailer

This time, on a horse!

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The Marketing Department: Spider-Man: Far From Home

DO DO DOOO DOOO DO DO

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Anatomy of a Career: M. Night Shyamalan

I’m taking a look at the career of M Night Shyamalan – hits, misses, and disasters!

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Marvel Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Avengers: Age of Ultron

juuust in case you missed it, we reviewed every single Marvel Cinematic Universe movie over on No But Listen, and you’re obliged to go check it out!

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Movies We Can’t Wait For in 2019

I’m only living for the Artemis Fowl movie tbh

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Movie Review: Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse

Yeah, this is the best Spiderman film I’ve ever seen

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone: Chapter Ten

Well, welcome to 2019 one and all! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season, and that you’ll come join me for another seven chapters of hungering lustily over Rubeus Hagrid, #BaeOfGiants2K19 squad where ARE you at.

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The Worst Movies of 2018: Part Two

Catch our second worst-of list for 2018!

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A Year Without Alcohol

So, I’ve been sober for a year.

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This is my cat, sitting on me as I write this, high off her face on treats and superiority. 

Just over a year, actually – at about ten to eleven the New Year’s Eve before last, I drank half a glass of really bad red wine that stained the inside of my lips and gave me a headache. And that was the last time I drank alcohol.

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The Best Movies of 2018: Part One

closing out the year with some good stuff

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