The Scariest Scenes in Movie History
DID WE MENTION how much we love horror?
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March 22, 2019
March 16, 2019
Movie Review: Captain Marvel
Marvel’s first female-fronted movie is here – but does it work, or is it too ambitious for its own good?
March 13, 2019
The Marketing Department: Aladdin Trailer
Another Disney remake!!!!!! My Favourite!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m going to be real with you here: nobody at Chez No But Listen happens to be a die-hard classic Disney fan. Star Wars? We got you covered. The movies of Rob Zombies? We’re all in. Batman? Too much, some might say. But honestly, the first teaser for Disney’s live-action Aladdin remake had the internet scratching its head for days, and we can’t miss out on a potential carcrash of the childhood-ruining variety. So here we are, blue fresh-faced and ready to take on the first full-length Aladdin trailer! Let’s get to it.
0:10: The less said about the Will Smith intro, the better, I feel.
0:21: Alright, I get it, every single action scene ever made has to be shot like John Wick, but this is a live-action Disney remake, can we just leave off for one singular moment?
0:31: I don’t know how many times I’ve…
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March 11, 2019
The Best Found Footage Movie You’ve Never Seen
…stars Michael Parkinson.
March 8, 2019
Movie Review: The Hole in the Ground
Lee Cronin’s extraordinary horror debut explores the aftershocks of trauma against a stark Irish backdrop.
March 7, 2019
Riverdale S3E14: Fire Walk With Me
It feels strange to be writing this Riverdale recap this week. I know a lot of you are here for the snark on TV’s biggest trainwreck, but there’s a heavy weight on the back of the show right now, and that’s because, on Monday, Luke Perry passed away.
March 5, 2019
Game of Thrones Trailer: An Idiot’s Reaction
You know, the final season of Game of Thrones is coming out next month and I feel like it’s the end of an era: not a good one, of course, because I despise Game of Thrones and always have. Yes, it’s a well-made show and I admire the artistic blah blah fan appeasement blah, but it’s just not for me. Never has been, never will be. And yet, this is the most virulent pandemic of a pop culture disease that has existed in my lifetime – bigger than Breaking Bad, bigger than Doctor Who, Game of Thrones has been following my unwilling ass around like Jamie Dornan getting into character for his latest role. I’ve watched almost all of the show, just trying to get to that point where it clicks and I go “ah, yes, this is what I’ve been missing!”. It still hasn’t happened.
March 4, 2019
Steven Spielberg, Netflix, and the “Real” Movie
Some thoughts on those bullshit new Oscars rule proposals
February 28, 2019
Riverdale S3E13: Requiem for a Welterweight
You know when you’re deep in a dream, and everything seems to make sense? Like, you’re watching something on TV, and then you’re in the show, and then you’re dating one of the actors, and then you’re back watching that story unfold? How the logic bends and folds and falls in a way that just doesn’t make sense, and then you wake up, try to explain it, and can’t?
February 25, 2019
Oscar Season: Green Book
Green Book won the Best Picture Oscar I guess, here’s our review of this patronising mess
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