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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

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Movie Review: 3 From Hell

For reasons unknown to me, I continue to love Rob Zombie.

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The Scariest Movies That Aren’t Horror

Delicious. Finally some good fucking I Saw The Devil content

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Movie Review: The Day Shall Pass

Has woke culture really ruined comedy?

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Movie Review: Joker

Joker is far from perfect – but is it worth the adulation?

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Scare Your Kids: An Ode to the Family Horror Movie

Let me talk to you about how much I love The Mummy please

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ALPHA FEMALE Mini Erotica Scene

Alright, it’s Saturday, and you know what I haven’t done in a while? Shared some of my erotica writing. And what better gift to treat you, my wonderful readers to, on a weekend but a little voyeuristic oral sex? In case you missed it, I released a femdom-themed erotica series last year, called ALPHA FEMALE, that you can get your hands on right here in its entirety.  Take a look at one of the smoking-hot sex scenes below. NSFW/18+ under the jump:

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Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Solo: A Star Wars Story

A meritless Star Wars movie? More likely than you think

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American Horror Story S9E3: Slashdance

I know last week I asked for American Horror Story to show it’s hand, but this is…well, I’m pretty sure this is the storytelling equivalent of them slicing it off and sending it through the mail to me with a note made up of letters cut from newspaper articles all about violent murder sprees. And I’m not sure what to make of it.

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Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Somewhere here, there is a good film.

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American Horror Story S9E2: Mr Jingles

I’m starting to feel like American Horror Story has shown its hand one too many times.

You know? I’m sitting here, watching the second episode of 1984, taking in these little details that the show is sprinkling in to tell us that All Is Not As It Seems. And I know already. I know that! Apocalypse pulled this “twist” nonsense out to ruin my fun, Roanoke did the same, and I’m sure Cult would have tried if there was a single throughline in that show that had lasted more than fifteen minutes. And I can’t help but want them to just hurry up and get there already.

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