Movie Review: Joker
Joker is far from perfect – but is it worth the adulation?
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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October 14, 2019
October 12, 2019
Scare Your Kids: An Ode to the Family Horror Movie
Let me talk to you about how much I love The Mummy please
October 12, 2019
ALPHA FEMALE Mini Erotica Scene
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October 7, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Solo: A Star Wars Story
A meritless Star Wars movie? More likely than you think
October 3, 2019
American Horror Story S9E3: Slashdance
I know last week I asked for American Horror Story to show it’s hand, but this is…well, I’m pretty sure this is the storytelling equivalent of them slicing it off and sending it through the mail to me with a note made up of letters cut from newspaper articles all about violent murder sprees. And I’m not sure what to make of it.
October 1, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Somewhere here, there is a good film.
September 26, 2019
American Horror Story S9E2: Mr Jingles
I’m starting to feel like American Horror Story has shown its hand one too many times.
You know? I’m sitting here, watching the second episode of 1984, taking in these little details that the show is sprinkling in to tell us that All Is Not As It Seems. And I know already. I know that! Apocalypse pulled this “twist” nonsense out to ruin my fun, Roanoke did the same, and I’m sure Cult would have tried if there was a single throughline in that show that had lasted more than fifteen minutes. And I can’t help but want them to just hurry up and get there already.
September 23, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
I just. Want a good Asohka Tano movie. Because this is NOT it.
September 20, 2019
Movie Review: Hustlers
Hustlers is one of the movies of the year – and it’s all thanks to women.
September 17, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
I really didn’t think it could possibly be as bad as I remembered
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