Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Episode IV – A New Hope
In which I call Luke a twink.
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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November 13, 2019
November 7, 2019
American Horror Story S9E8: Rest in Pieces
I want to make it very clear, right at the top of this review, that I am not the kind of person who believes that subtlety is necessary for good storytelling. My favourite genre of anything is the musical, a world often delightfully devoid of nuance; one of my favourite movies is Streets of Fire, a film which can’t even spell subtlety. I reviewed Riverdale for two entire seasons, not entirely unfavourably. I’m not asking for Barry Jenkins-levels of deep emotional wit here, is what I’m saying.
November 5, 2019
Star Wars Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Eternally dunking on Rogue One
October 29, 2019
Gorenography
Let’s take this all the way back to 1826.
October 26, 2019
Franchise Fanatic: The Conjuring Cinematic Universe
For Halloween, we’re deep-diving into the horror franchise that has defined a decade – for better and for worse.
October 22, 2019
Movie Review: 3 From Hell
For reasons unknown to me, I continue to love Rob Zombie.
October 20, 2019
The Scariest Movies That Aren’t Horror
Delicious. Finally some good fucking I Saw The Devil content
October 18, 2019
Movie Review: The Day Shall Pass
Has woke culture really ruined comedy?
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