The Marketing Department: Sonic The Hedgehog Trailer Analysis
There is no doubt that this trailer, for sure, exists
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
May 2, 2019
May 1, 2019
Just Some Lesbian Sex
Happy hump day! For no particular reason at all, I’m honouring this hump day with some lesbian sex. Well, lesbian erotica, anyway – I published my lesbian erotic romance Ruthless last year – you can get it right here, and you can find a little taster (pun fully intended) of the hot sex you’ll be getting inside below! Very, very, very much NSFW/18+ under the jump:
May 1, 2019
Movie Review: Avengers: Endgame
So…was Endgame actually good?
April 29, 2019
Game of Thrones, by a Fucking Idiot, S8E3: The Long Night
Look, arguably, the Battle of Winterfell, the central point around which this week’s episode of Game of Thrones revolved, was set to be one of the most impressive episodes of action television ever made. And quite well it fucking should be: it took an alleged two straight months two film, is the length of a full fucking movie, and is pretty much what everyone, including the show, has been holding their breath for since the start of this season. The living versus the dead! Fire versus Ice! Some dragons versus, uh, some more dragons!
April 27, 2019
Sugar Rush Recaps: S1E4/5
And we’re back! Sorry for the long break – between Riverdale and Game of Thrones and trying not to sink into a pit of anxiety, I haven’t had time to check in with my favourite lesbian anti-hero recently. But we’re back, with an action-packed two-parter that’s just confirming everything I already thought about The Rise of marriage-endin’, STD-catchin’, mis-translatin’ Krim.
April 26, 2019
Riverdale S3E19: Fear the Reaper
Everything that matters in Riverdale happens after dark.
April 24, 2019
Marvel Cinematic Universe Retrospective: Captain America: Civil War
Crash-course your way through the entire MCU with our retrospective of every single movie so far!
April 22, 2019
Game of Thrones, By a Fucking Idiot: S8E2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episodes set on the eve of battles – whether metaphorical or literal ones – are often standouts for any show. If everyone is on the brink of losing everything, then you don’t need to bother with the careful teasing-out of all the emotional nuances you’ve been working with. People are honest, they’re usually drunk, and they have nothing left to lose – so all those big emotional denouments you’ve been waiting for? Yeah, it’s time to cram them all in.
April 20, 2019
On Oversharing
Hey, I’m Lou! Would you like to hear about my vagina? Or my self-harm? Or my sexuality? Or my anxiety disorder? Or depression? How about my vagina again? I’ve written about it all, in great detail, right here, for your browsing pleasure.
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