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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House

The Worst Movies of 2019

The worst thing about this movie is that it could have been good.

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Dracula Review: The Dark Compass

You know, I can’t think of many literary characters who’ve had a worse time of it than Lucy Westenra.

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Dracula Review: Blood Vessel

Fucking hell.

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The Best Movies of 2019: Part One

Yes, Rob Zombie is on this list.

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Dracula Review: The Rules of the Beast

Typical Stephen Moffat.

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The Decade in Review: 2016

The fact that I hated this movie when I first saw it is just proof of how well it did its job.

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Doctor Who Review: Spyfall Part One

“God, I hope this isn’t shit,” My partner remarked next to me as the credits for the Doctor Who festive special, Spyfall, began to roll.

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The Decade in Review: 2015

More niche horror, you say? But of course!

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Movie Review: The Rise of Skywalker

Rounding off my Star Wars cinematic retrospective – does The Rise of Skywalker actually suck?

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