The Worst Miscasts We’ve Ever Seen
You ever see a casting announcement and just think: what?
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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August 8, 2019
August 5, 2019
The (In)Essential Tarantino
You know, for a long time, I’ve been trying to figure out what it is I don’t like about Quentin Tarantino.
August 4, 2019
Read this Damn Author
Look, right, okay, I get it, I don’t actually write about writing very much on this blog (apart from to shamelessly plug my debut novel Rape Jokes in brackets constantly, buy it here). Apart from that time I recapped Carrie. Or the Harry Potter books. Or Fifty Shades. Or…
August 2, 2019
Twenty Years of The Matrix: Why I Love It
The other side to the eternal The Matrix debate!
July 29, 2019
The Silent Hill Movie We Deserved
I love Silent Hill more than most movies, so here’s the one that I think comes close to capturing its brilliant, brutal beauty.
July 27, 2019
Twenty Years of The Matrix: Why I Hate It
Twenty years hating on this classic!
July 24, 2019
Ranking Every Season of American Horror Story
Ah, American Horror Story. Garbage? Yes. Brilliant? Yes. The next season is due out in just a few weeks, so it seems like the time to delve into the show’s, uh, mixed back catalogue – from best to worst, I’m ranking everything this show has injected straight into my veins. You can take a look at my predictions for American Horror Story: 1984 right here, and in the meantime, let’s get some opinions up in this joint!
July 19, 2019
Midsommar, Bipolar, and Me
so so proud to share this article from my amazing boyfriend about bipolar, suicide, and mental health in the media.
July 17, 2019
Movie Review: Midsommar
Another weak-ass attempt at prestige horror leaves me cold
July 15, 2019
The Legacy of The Blair Witch Project
20 years on, what has one of my favourite movies done for the genre?
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