Candyman Trailer Analysis
My inner horror geek can hardly be contained!
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The Ninth Year: The Haunting of Swill House
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March 3, 2020
March 1, 2020
Doctor Who: Totally Anarchic Retelling Denotes Irreversible Shift
Well, here we are, at the end of another season of Doctor Who.
February 28, 2020
Brahms: The Boy II, and What Takes a Movie from Bad to Worst
You know how bad horror is the only thing I care about? Yeah. That.
February 22, 2020
Musicals, for People Who Hate Musicals
What better way to spend a weekend than letting me rant in your ear about musical theatre?
February 21, 2020
Horse Girl, Psychosis, and Me
This time last year, I was sure I was dead.
February 16, 2020
Doctor Who: Terrifying Adversary Returns to Distress Itinerant Scribes
Before we begin this week, I’d like to draw your attention, in adjacently relevant form, to the Patient Centurion, the Doctor Who writings of perhaps the only bigger Doctor Who fanatic on this corner of the internet than my dorky behind. I always love reading different takes on the Whoniverse, especially when they come from people with a real passion for the show, and this blog totally fits that bill.
February 15, 2020
Movie Review: Underwater
If you’re going to do Lovecraft, do it, you know?
February 13, 2020
Movie Review: Birds of Prey
Strap in, this film is all I’m going to be talking about for the next year
February 10, 2020
Movie Review: Parasite
Finally, the film I wanted won!
February 9, 2020
Doctor Who: Trauma! And Ruthless Deities Infiltrate Subconscious
Sometimes, you’ve just got to take a second and send your entire cast to a group therapy session, you know?
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