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Lost S1E13: Hearts and Minds

Well, I suppose you could call this episode a boon to the series. Huh? Right? Huh? Huh? God, I feel like I haven’t heard human laughter in so long it hurts. Nothing to do with the lockdown, I’m just not funny.

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Lost Recaps S1E12: Whatever the Case May Be


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Lost Recaps S1E11: All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

I took one look at the title of this episode, and only one thing came to mind. Because if you bring up cowboys and daddy issues in the same sentence, I am simply obliged to share with you this iconic Magnetic Fields faux-country gay banger, Papa Was A Rodeo. Here, listen to it now – if you sync it with reading this recap just right, it’s like Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd, except actually interesting.

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Lost Recaps S1E10: Raised By Another

When it comes to genre television, a baby is never good news.

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Lost Recaps S1E9: Solitary

You know, I’ve been looking forward to this episode a lot. 

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Lost Recaps: S1E8: Confidence Man

Hello, and welcome to what is now the official Sawyer from Lost Hate Blog corner of the internet!

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Lost Recaps S1E7: The Moth

I knew that this was going to be bad.

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Lost Recaps S1E6: House of the Rising Sun

After a couple of good episodes, I suppose it’s only right that we end up back with the teething problems that come from a first season as enormous as this.

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Lost S1E5: White Rabbit

Before we go on with this recap, I have a few demands.

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Lost S1E4: Walkabout

The entry fee to this recap is: wash your hands. Go on, wash ’em. This post presents are garbled Zodiac-code nonsense unless you wash your hands for twenty seconds with soap and water first. You done? Good. Then let me begin.

You know, this is the first episode of Lost that I have actually enjoyed watching. Maybe that’s because things are so phenomenally batshit crazy out in the world right now that any hint of normalcy is something I’m going to grab hold of with both hands, but I don’t think it’s just me who has a soft spot for episode four, Walkabout.

There’s a lot of stuff that I’m been criticizing about Lost so far which this episode seems to address, and frankly, it’s giving me a little more patience for the show as a whole. Jack is no longer Captain I-Took-A-Class-In-That, instead frustrated and stressed by the weight being put on his shoulders by the other survivors; other characters are starting to interact less burdened with angst, like Charlie and Hurley goofing around as they try to catch fish. Sawyer is relentlessly bullied this week (first by Hurley jump-tackling him for peanuts, then by John Locke hurling a giant knife right next to his head), and the group begins to mourn its dead. Okay, so Ian Somerhalder and Maggie Grace still have some Horny-Ass Chemistry for people who are meant to be playing siblings, but some things never change, right?

Really, it feels like the show has hit its groove at this point, and that’s thanks in no small part to the fact that this episode centres on a brilliant actor: Terry O’Quinn is the centrepiece of Walkabout, along with his scandalously-named character John Locke. God, well, it’s better than Sawyer, am I right? Anyway.

I complained last week about the show not being ableto balance flashbacks with relevancy in the current plot of the episode, but this outing is basically an answer to that issue and a correction of course in the process. John Locke’s flashbacks are for sure the most interesting we’ve had to date – a wheelchair-bound wannabe-adventurer, he woke up on the island able to walk and finally presented with the opportunity to live out all his survivalist fantasies in real-time. It’s a compelling premise – what if someone had a happier life after a catastrophe like this one? – and the show presents it’s first truly powerful visual imagery, with Quinn watching his wheelchair burning in the remains of the plane and smiling as he watches his old life go up in flames. But more than that, it ties in to some of the themes and stories that this episode explores over on the island – finding the best in unthinkable struggle, living out new identities surrounded by people who’ve never known you as anything else – and creates a smooth and cohesive forty minutes of television.

You know what? No notes. I mean, I still I have some issues with the shaky-cam, which got so aggressive this week that the focal character vanished off screen and I became somewhat convinced that it had to be some sort of blooper, and Emilie De Ravin is having the skinniest late-term pregnancy I’ve ever seen before. But honestly, this is just a good episode to television: well-acted, well-written, and thematically cohesive in a really satisfying way. I think I might be starting to get this Lost thing, guys. Which helps, given that I’m going to be writing about every episode of this season, huh?

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