Fifty Shades Darker: Chapter 14

Well, we’ll just go ahead and call this one “dispatches from the UTI front line”, as I’m currently sitting on the bathroom floor with my legs in the air crying and smoking and it’s five in the morning and the pharmacy doesn’t open for another four hours and I’m just ranting quietly to myself about how if men got frequently recurring UTIs we’d have already found a fucking vaccination for them. So, while I was pondering on painful, recurring illnesses that irritate the inside of my vagina, I realised it was time for another Fifty Shades Darker recap!


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