The Cutprice Guignol

I’ve had several glasses of wine tonight.

1. Doctor Who

Philosophising,

Blue box, Fez, Fucking Daleks,

Tits and Teeth in Space.

2. Celebrity Masterchef

Gregg and John T Flirt

Over Pudding and Beef by

Those no longer known.

3. Breaking Bad

Well, is it really

As superb as they always

Say that it is? Yes.

4. America’s Next Top Model

Angular dormice

Vie for decreasing prizes,

Tyra must be God.

5. The Walking Dead

CAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

LLLLLLLLLL